10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!