10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP