10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson