10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.