10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- It's Free To Fold...
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm