10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow