10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is for loners.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion