10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez