10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier