10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm