10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel