10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.