10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fook the floosh droo!