10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.