10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom