10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• It's Free To Fold...
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Welcome to kicker school
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!