10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.