10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."