10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.