10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe