10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from