10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]