10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.