10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.