10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.