10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."