10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.