10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it