10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Those eggs smell delicious!