10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen