10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is for loners.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes