10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.