10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright