10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright