10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "All-in, bitches!!!"