10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• It's Free To Fold...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.