10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth