10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine