10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."