10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."