10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm