10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier