10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)