10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.