10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown