10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!