10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for loners.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "No river, no fish."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.