10 Random Poker Quotes

When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)