10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.