10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.